Portfolio Statement

The purpose of this site is to function as a portfolio for my writing and to link to other works I may develop over time (streaming archives, etc).

My work is my own. If you’d like to pay me to write for you or to use what I’ve got posted here, contact me.

If you are a teacher and have found one of your students to have plagiarized from my  academic works, you have my express consent to suplex them through a table, preferably a desk or lab table. Please provide video evidence where possible.